Ninetails - 'Rawdon Fever'
I’d love to have nine tails. It would be great. I could have tails that fulfilled my every need.
Now, now, don’t be dirty minded. I can already hear from the giggling at the back of the room what kind of tails you’d have to fulfil your every need. Perverts.I’d have the tail of a Capuchin monkey. Because, let’s face it, who DOESN’T want a prehensile tail and all the fun that offers? It’d have to be longer then a normal Capuchin monkey tail though. I don’t want to look ridiculous.I’d have a tail that looked like a penis, but in reality was just a vegetable that looked like a penis, like what you used to see on That’s Life. It would shock you and then make you laugh and would be an excellent ice-breaker at parties, because I am notoriously shit at small talk.I’d have a tail with the head of Oates from Hall and Oates, but I wouldn’t let him sing. If I’m tired I might let him gently brush his big 80’s ‘tache against my face for a few seconds to help me sleep, but that’s all. Other than that I’d gently chide him for not being as good as his brother Randy Oates.I’d have 3 tails that had the big 8-bit computers of the 1980s, the Commodore 64, Amstrad CPC464 and Spectrum 48k attached. The C64 would be the best of those tails, naturally, and anyone who disagrees can piss off. I’d have a tail that has a book attached with loads of salacious stories about celebrities that you’re not really supposed to repeat, like that one about Joanna Lumley and how her bum is now made of plastic.I’d have a tail with a speaker on that plays the incidental music to Carry On Camping on demand, because it’s playing in my head 90% of the time anyway.And finally I’d have a tail with nine more tails sprouting out of it. Because I’m greedy.Hold on. I’m sure I was supposed to be telling you about something...
Oh yes - ‘Rawdon Fever’, the new single by Liverpool band Ninetails is imminently to be released by the wonderful Super Star Destroyer Records. If you don’t know who they are you need to find out now because otherwise we can’t be friends anymore. You can see the video for Rawdon Fever up above all this writing. You probably already watched it before you read this. If you didn’t go and do that. It’s very good. Look carefully and you’ll see Cliff Richard makes an appearance. There’s also a Remix competition so that you - yes YOU - might get your remix on the B-side. But you better hurry up as the closing date is 19th February.Here's where you can buy Ninetails first EP 'Ghost Ride the Whip' so you can stuff more tunes into your hungry ears.And here is the home of Super Star Destroyer records on the web.
