Terrible Band Photos, part three...
Emerson, Lake & Palmer from The Emerson, Lake & Palmer Band know what you want.
You want to see some Hot Prog Cock.
But they're not just going to give it up for you. Oh no. The ELP lads are going to tease you by showing a bit of pube and putting their hands in the way.
Rumour has it that if you play the entirety of the “Love Beach” album backwards 3 times whilst staring at this picture then they give you a knowing wink and a flash, but who in all honesty has actually managed to listen to that album properly all the way through once?
And what's this? Emerson (left) has his wood touching wood. Who let this man sit there without a towel? The imprint left by his sweaty balls was carefully vacuum packed into a handy container and sits like a holy relic on the mantelpiece of ELPs biggest fan, who stares at them each night and imagines what it would be like to have Keith Emerson's pendulous knackers instead of his own. Why don't you close your eyes and imagine the same thing? Think about Emerson's relaxed scrotum nestling like a small woodland animal between your legs, pressed against warm, inviting wood. Mmmmmm.
Sleep well readers. Sleep well*.
*I am not responsible for any dreams of ELP widge you may have.
