In The City 2010, Day One...
No Age, Male Bonding, D/R/U/G/S were all excellent...yadda yadda yadda. Yes, they flipping were but there are far more talented writers than I writing about how amazing they were so I'm not going to labour the point here. Google is your friend.
Anyways - for fucks sake - surely the most important thing to so far come out of In The City so far is that it must now time to ban men wearing boat shoes and tight jeans rolled up their horrible, spindly, hairy calves. Unless you're actually sailing a boat. But I'm pretty sure the people I saw last night would be too busy masturbating over American Apparel shop window displays to bother doing something like that.
Yes, literally spunking right there on the windows and letting it slowly dribble down to the pavement, like a sad, joyless and non-child friendly mockery of silly putty.
I forget the point I was making. Talk amongst yoursleves for a moment...
Ah yes, I remember now. I know I'm not saying anything remotely original here. Easily-led Hipsters are an easy target to take the piss out of. But, you see, they have to have the piss taken out of them because they're an easy target.
And so, like Ouroboros, the circle is complete...I'm not working tomorrow, so tonight I get to see more bands, drink more alcohol and stay out later then I did last night. And probably get more offensive about and offended by fashion I probably don't understand.
*sob*
Anyways - for fucks sake - surely the most important thing to so far come out of In The City so far is that it must now time to ban men wearing boat shoes and tight jeans rolled up their horrible, spindly, hairy calves. Unless you're actually sailing a boat. But I'm pretty sure the people I saw last night would be too busy masturbating over American Apparel shop window displays to bother doing something like that.
Yes, literally spunking right there on the windows and letting it slowly dribble down to the pavement, like a sad, joyless and non-child friendly mockery of silly putty.
I forget the point I was making. Talk amongst yoursleves for a moment...
Ah yes, I remember now. I know I'm not saying anything remotely original here. Easily-led Hipsters are an easy target to take the piss out of. But, you see, they have to have the piss taken out of them because they're an easy target.
And so, like Ouroboros, the circle is complete...I'm not working tomorrow, so tonight I get to see more bands, drink more alcohol and stay out later then I did last night. And probably get more offensive about and offended by fashion I probably don't understand.
*sob*
